But now it's April. Bikini season is 2 months away.
Enter, the Brazilian Butt Lift.
The claim is that in 90 days, you'll have a butt like a Brazilian model. My butt looks nothing like a Brazilian model's. I don't anticipate that it will look like a Brazilian's model's but any change in that direction is welcomed and needed. I realized I wouldn't be able to do such a work out the 6 days a week as prescribed, but I figured, 3 times a week is better than nothing.
I lasted 10 minutes.
Now my goal is three times a week, starting with ten minutes and then walking and working up to an entire work out and jogging after. However, the way I feel right now, there's probably a better chance of me becoming a Brazilian model than accomplishing either of those 30% tasks. Aye!